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The Velociraptor

Published on 22 August 2025 by Gee
(French version published on 7 April 2025)

We've had the T-Rex. We've had the Diplodocus. We've even had the mammoth. But we hadn't yet encountered a dinosaur whose legend still terrifies us to this day: the velociraptor!

Magnon enters the cave, happy: “Good news! I found a way to get eggs!”
She continues: “I adopted a velociraptor.” John-Cro, who was reading a tablet, jumps in fright: “WHAT? A VELOCIRAPTOR?!”
Panicked, he asks: “That hyper-intelligent beast that hunts in packs and rips your guts out at lightning speed with its sharp claws?!”
Magnon: “Um, are you sure you're not confusing it with a Deinonychus*?” John-Cro: “Um, a what?” The caption (*) says: “Yes, he is, and you probably are too.”
Magnon explains: “The Deinonychus, now that's a swift and deadly intelligent predator! Whereas my velociraptor is more like a big chicken, come and see...” We see an image of a dinosaur known as a velociraptor. Magnon takes John-Cro outside.
Magnon shows John-Cro the animal, which is a tiny dinosaur covered in feathers and looking a bit silly. Magnon: “Look at this ridiculous thing! It's as dumb as a rock, it doesn't even notice when I steal its eggs.” The velociraptor: ”PWaaaak!“ John-Cro: “I have to admit, it does debunk the legend...” Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on April 3, 2025 by Gee.
Published on 22 August 2025 by Gee
(French version published on 7 April 2025)
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