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Let's chill out about spoilers

Published on 22 September 2025 by Gee
Okay. I know I'm going to upset some people here, but we need to talk about this: I think we're getting a little too worked up about spoilers.

Let's chill out about spoilers

💡 If you follow TV series or movie sagas, you've bound to have heard or read the word “spoiler” quite a lot: a word that effectively refers to how revealing an element of a movie —often a final twist— can spoil the surprise.

And the least we can say is that in recent years, it has become a very serious subject that is best not to mess with.

An enraged guy behind his PC: “FOR F##K'S SAKE, THAT'S A HUGE SPOILER, YOU ASSHOLE! BECAUSE OF YOU, I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET MY DOPAMINE RUSH FROM THE SURPRISE EFFECT! MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING ANYMORE! GO F**K YOURSELF IN THE... ” Smiley: “I kid you not, on some sites, it's instant banishment."

So obviously, I understand that you might regret not having that nice little surprise effect when seeing with a well-executed twist at the end.

I too, if I'm being honest, prefer not to know how a movie ends before I see it...

But haven't we ended up taking this a little too seriously?

Example: a few years ago, on Reddit, this happened to me.

Gee on his phone: “Oh, awesome! Porcupine Tree* finally played the song Open Car** again at Hellfest, they hadn't done it in years! I'm going to post about it on the band's subreddit, it's great news!”

They're often referred to as “the best band you've never heard of.” Do yourself a favor and give them a listen.

✷✷ An excellent song from the excellent album Deadwing, released in 2005. Do yourself a favor and give it a listen (again).

⚠️ What had I done! I quickly received this comment:

The comment: “Oh geez, thanks for the spoiler! Now I won't have any surprises when they play it at Saturday's concert!” Gee, dumbfounded, thinks: “Wait, spoiling CONCERT SETLISTS is a thing now?!”

I'm not someone who likes to upset people, so I deleted my message.

But, I mean... haven't we gone a little too far?

Couldn't we chill out a little about spoilers?

Gee, rolling his eyes: “Or you know, if it irritates you that much, maybe avoid going on a forum that talks about the band during a tour...”

💡 Recently, people dug up a bunch of reviews of The Empire Strikes Back from when the movie was released... reviews that openly discussed the revelation that Vader was Luke's father.

No way that would happen today!

Yet I'm willing to bet that people who read those reviews had this reaction:

A guy reads his newspaper: “Oh! Apparently, in the sequel to Star Wars, we learn that Vader was Luke's father!” Next to him, a woman is also reading and replies: “No way! That sounds crazy!” “ The man: ”Yeah, can't wait to see that!"

▶️ I'm quite confident in my bet because I myself was spoiled for Return of the Jedi by my own father.

When I was eight and I just came home from the cinema in 1997 where I had seen The Empire Strikes Back for the first time (for its re-release), we had this conversation:

Gee's father, reading the newspaper: “So, was The Empire Strikes Back any good?” Gee, as a child: “Yeees! And is it true that Darth Vader is Luke's father?” Father: "Well, yes. And Princess Leia is his sister. “ Gee: ”Wait, WHAT?!“ Father: ”Oh crap, isn't that revealed in this one?"

And you know what?

I don't remember being annoyed or disappointed that someone spoiled the surprise for me.

I remember being amazed, interested, and eager to see what happened next.

The angry guy from the beginning: “Yeah, well, just because you don't care doesn't mean you have to impose that on others!” Gee: “Oh no, I'm not imposing anything. In fact, out of simple respect, I generally avoid sharing spoilers. I'm just saying that we could question this obsession with spoilers... and its effects...”

It seems indeed that studios have figured out how to manipulate our feelings to create and maintain these obsessions, which mainly serve their profits...

▶️ A work that has no other interest than its final twist… is it really interesting?

Gee: “I still enjoy watching Interstellar even though I know what makes the books move in the library at the beginning of the movie...” The Geekette: “Yeah, but the 150 filler episodes of Lost that just lead from one cliffhanger to another, meh...”

Come to think of it, we could also talk about the explosion of cliffhangers, which sometimes turns into an obsession (and which notably gave us that ridiculous ending to Star Wars 7).

▶️ It's also with this cult of secrecy and absolute fear of spoilers that we end up with stupid situations like Westworld, whose writers admitted to rewriting season 2 when they realized that people had guessed the plot on Reddit.

A guy is standing in front of a desk covered with sheets of paper. A woman arrives and says, “Jonathan, there's a guy on Reddit who guessed what happens next.” Jonathan Nolan, furious: “WHAT?! That's intolerable! So everyone has already had the ending spoiled for them! How did he figure out where the story was going?” The woman: “Maybe it's because it was consistent.” Jonathan: “Well, we absolutely have to change that!”

Fortunately, Westworld did not stray into increasingly disappointing seasons after a fabulous first season.

(Spoiler alert —lol—: yes, it did.)

A cowboy with a laser says, “Hahaaaa, it all turned to crap! Didn't see that coming, did you?” Gee, jaded, applauds: “Indeed. Mission accomplished. Congrats.”

💡 In general, I feel like a lot of blockbusters have increasingly twisted and convoluted plots, with improbable plot twists every 10 minutes, just in the hope of capitalizing on this culture of spoiler taboo to compensate for a certain lack of imagination.

An excited guy: “Oh boy, in the middle of the movie, something crazy happens, you're going to be blown away!” The Geekette: “Um, but apart from that, is the movie any good?” The guy: “The movie? Not at all, it's a load of crap... yet another uninspired remake that lazily throws in fan service everywhere, while betraying the spirit of the original for the sake of subverting expectations... But you should see it, just for the twist!”

By the way, is it necessary for all blockbusters to have at least one unexpected plot twist?

A linear story with no surprises, if it's well done, is nice, right?

Just imagine if the 1977 Star Wars came out today.

A girl says, “Wow, I just saw Star Wars, it was amazing!” A guy says, “Oh yeah? What happens at the end? You can spoil it, I don't mind.” The girl: “Um, well, at the end, the good guys win.” Guy: “Oh.” Girl: ”Yeah. But there was a good-guy-who-was-a-little-less-good who deserted and then came back anyway, which was a bit surprising.” Guy: “OK then.”

💡 Anyway, to conclude, I suggest we all relax about spoilers, take a deep breath, and go read some random spoilers on the website Spoil Me, which has loads of them.

Gee behind his PC: “Seriously, in The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis was dead from the beginning?! Crazy!” Smiley: "Notice how Gee is still so afraid of upsetting people that he deliberately chooses the most famous spoiler of all time after Vader/Luke.” Note: Comic strip licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on September 2, 2025 by Gee.

Published on 22 September 2025 by Gee
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