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Yoda Master-Troll

Published on 8 October 2025 by Gee
(French version published on 6 November 2015)

A little comic strip about something I've always thought about when watching Return of the Jedi... And apologies in advance if the joke has already been made: so much has been written about Star Wars that it's possible someone else has already had the same thought as me, and it's pretty hard to keep track of everything.

Yoda Master-Troll

Luke Skywalker is at Yoda's bedside, as in Return of the Jedi. He says, “Master Yoda, you can't die...” Yoda, in his bed, replies: “Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong...”

Luke explains: "But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training."

Yoda raises his arm, serene: “No more training do you require.” Luke is stunned.

Yoda: “Already know you that which you n...” Luke suddenly gets angry: “EXCUSE ME?”

Luke, eyes wide: “What about all the fuss you made last time when I wanted to leave?!”

Luke mimics Yoda, very mannered: “Blah blah blah, don't leave Luke, blah blah blah you haven't finished your training, Luke!”

Luke continues: “And now that I just had a hell of a boring trip in my crappy X-Wing, this is what you tell me?! I don't need any more training?! I'm already a Jedi?!” Yoda raises a finger, still serene: ”Ohhh, not yet. One thing remains...”

Yoda, looking serious: “Vader. You must confront Vader.” Luke explodes with anger, literally shaking with rage: “WHAAAAAAT?!”

Luke grabs Yoda's blankets, exclaiming: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU CRAZY OLD FART?! THAT'S EX-ACT-LY WHAT I DID LAST TIME AND YOU BAWLED ME OUT!” Yoda is suddenly frightened: “Calm down you should, Luke...”

Luke, beside himself, continues to imitate Yoda: “Nah blah blah you're not ready to face Vader, Luke, blah blah blah you can't yet master the Force, Luke. And now it's all good, I'm one with the Force, no problem?! And on top of that, I have to go back to Vader?!“”

Luke, at the end of his rage: "AND ON TOP OF THAT, I WAS TOLD THAT HE KILLED MY FATHER, WHEN IN FACT HE IS MY... " Yoda, trembling under his blanket, timidly raises a finger: “Wait, but your father is dead from a certain point of view...”

Luke explodes and turns on his lightsaber: “FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIEEW?!”

Luke violently strikes Yoda with his lightsaber, shouting: “AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT POINT OF VIEW, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!”

Luke, still angry, contemplates Yoda's smoking corpse. The ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi appears behind him. He thinks: “Well, I didn't see that one coming...”

Wide shot of the planet Dagobah, with Luke's X-Wing flying away from it. Inside, we hear Luke making a call: “Hello, Dad? Yeah, it's Luke. So, is your offer to rule the galaxy as father and son still on? I had another plan, but it fell through..." Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on November 5, 2015 by Gee.

Published on 8 October 2025 by Gee
(French version published on 6 November 2015)
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