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Seeking the Chosen One

Published on 5 October 2026 by Gee

Let's dive into the world of fantasy for a moment… a great quest lies ahead of us.

In a tavern, three characters are seated at a table: a wizard, an elf, and a dwarf. The wizard announces: “Dear companions, for our next quest, we must find the Chosen One!” The dwarf asks: “The Chosen One? But chosen by whom?”
The elf: “Yeah, who had a say in the matter?” The dwarf asks her: “Did you?” The elf: “Not that I remember.”
The wizard exclaims: “Don't be silly: he was chosen by the GODS!” The elf: “Ah! I'm an atheist, so don't even go there!” The dwarf: “And I'm actually agnostic. So, I'm not sure about your Chosen One…”
The wizard gets annoyed: “Ugh, cut the crap! He's the Chosen One because the PROPHECY said so!” The elf: “The prophecy? Now where'd that come from?”
The wizard explains: “Well, the high priestess had a vision while in a trance and…” The dwarf cuts him off: “We ain't gonna trust a random guy every time your crackhead girlfriend has hallucinations…”
The wizard walks away, offended: “This is the last time I'm going on a quest with a bunch of leftists…” Off-screen, we hear: “This is an anarchist fellowship, dear sir! No gods, no masters, no chosen ones, no nothing!” Note: Comic licensed under CC BY SA (grisebouille.net), drawn on September 23, 2026, by Gee.

Bonus time-lapse

This comic was created entirely by hand using a Wacom graphics tablet and the open-source software Inkscape. The video below shows a time-lapse of the comic's creation (recorded when making the French version of the comic).

Published on 5 October 2026 by Gee
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